wobblerlorri | 1/27/10

Dang you people with your memes that make me think and your user names with underscores...

If I were a month, I'd be ... April
If I were a day of the week, I'd be ... Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be ... 2 am
If I were a planet, I'd be ... Pluto
If I were a direction, I'd be ... North
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be ... a bookcase
If I were a language, I'd be ... Japanese
If I were a number, I'd be... e log(e)
If I were a liquid, I'd be .. water
If I were a gemstone, I'd be ... fire opal
If I were a tree, I'd be ... weeping willow
If I were a flower, I'd be ... a garden phlox or Asiatic lily
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be ... a thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be ... a violin
If I were a color, I'd be ... red
If I were an emotion, I'd ... melancholia
If I were a fruit, I'd be ... a nectarine
If I were a sound, I'd be ... snow falling
If I were an element, I'd be ... mercury
If I were a food, I'd be ... a Chick-Fil-A sandwich or hot and sour soup
If I were a place, I'd be ... the English countryside
If I were a material, I'd be ... silk
If I were a taste, I'd taste ... salty/sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be the ... sweet shrub
If I were an animal, I'd be ... a cat or a horse
If I were a body part, I'd be ... an eye
If I were a facial expression, I'd be... concentration
If I were a song, I'd be ... Safety Dance
If I were a pair of shoes... tatami slippers
If I were a website I'd be ... Siamese Cat Rescue Center
If I were a TV show I'd be ... Farscape
If I were a author I'd be ... Mark Twain or Stephen King
If I were a painting I'd be ... The Night Watch by Rembrandt van Rijn