Jesus H. K. Rockefeller Christ....

... but it's fuckin' COLD. Remember I live in Georgia, The Sunny South, Land of Shorts In January -- at least to the uninitiated.

It's NINE DEGREES FAHRENHEIT right now, at 9:04 am EST. That's -12.8 degrees Celsius, or 260.4 Kelvin. Shit, any way you slice it, it's FUCKIN' COLD.

Thank Glub for thermal underwear.