Updating my weight loss after surgery... just to let y'all know what you're missing

[wobblerlorri]

Let's see...

PROS:

• I shopped at the thrift store last week, and found many clothes that fit!
  
• I wear size 18 (not 18W, real 18's) in what I call "hard" pants, pants that don't stretch, like jeans and such
  
• I wear size 14/16 (real 14/16, not a W in sight) in pants with stretch
  
• In some makers, I wear a size 10/12!!!! I have a pair of 10/12 shorts on RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!! And I'm not being strangled around the waist! I HAVE NEVER WORN ANYTHING SMALLER THAN 14 1/2 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
  
• I wear 18/20 in tops -- real 18/20
  
• I can shop in real stores now, for real sizes, and don't have to hunt for the W sizes anymore
  

CONS:

• Intestinal tract does NOT like cruciferous vegetables (broccoli, cauliflower, that sort of thing). I had a horrible gas pain/diarrhea/noxious killer farts earlier today because of the beautiful, delicious, oh-so-yummy broccoli I had last night. No more broccoli (sob) for me.
  
• I hate farting like a cow all the time
  
• If my husband sprays me with Febreeze one more time I will NOT be held responsible for any actions that may ensue
  
• My cat tries to kill my butt everytime I fart. This is getting very old. Maybe she'll stop if I stick her head under there next time.
  
• Bright side to being The Queen of Blasts: I could rent myself out as a moose call, or an elk call. Finally I can say "Did you hear that buck snort?" and mean it.
  
  Lorri
  103 lbs gone forever