Heeeeeeeere's.....MOAMMAR!!

Just finished watching Obama's neat, concise statement to the UN this morning. 10 minutes tops. Key point I took away was that the US is no longer going to steaming into trouble spots, because (a) we have our own domestic issues to deal with first and (b) you people have complained about the US jumping in without invitations, so we're not going to do that anymore, so don't wait around wringing your hands waiting for us to do so. Finally.

Then Moammar Khadafi (or however they're spelling it today) got up and rambled on for a good 2 hours, covering such diverse topics as

• 9/11 (Jews did it)
• JFK's assassination (Jews did it)
• MLK's assassination (Jews may have done it)
• Arabs loved Jews (Europeans killed them, Arabs saved them)
• swine flu is bioterrorism on the part of US/UK/Russia/Israel
• the UN should be moved to the other side of the world for the next 50 years because the jet lag is too tough on the visiting nations and the US shouldn't have to go to all the trouble of providing security
• Taliban is no threat
• how dare US/UK/Russia/Israel assassinate Saddam Hussein (wtf)
• UN Security Council has no purpose, should be disbanded
• investigations into the assassinations of JFK, MLK, Gamel Nasser, and half a dozen other more obscure people should be opened
• investigations into military actions by Israel dating back to 1954 should be opened
• Arabs love the Jews
• the Jews are the Devils of the Earth
• vaccines and medicines should be free to everyone on earth

...ad infinitum. At one point a note was passed up to him, probably asking him to shut the fuck up, he glanced at it and continued on.

I swear, the man in insane. He just went on and on and on, repeating himself, and making really no points. Oh yeah, he thinks Obama should be made President for Life, because he is a "gleam of brightness in the darkness of America." He also blathered something about Kenya, I think trying to get in good with our fake Kenyan secret Muslim president, donchaknow.

ETA: He called Obama a Kenyan. Lord have mercy, what are the Birthers going to do with that...

I just hope he stays relatively insignificant on the world stage... if this nutbar had actual relevance in today's world, we'd be in even more of a shitstorm than we are already...