HIGH SPEED ACCESS R0X0RZ!!!

I am typing to you now over the blazing speed of Charter.net broadband cable. I am presently zooming at the speed of 24 Mbps, which is a vast improvement over dial up at a measly, pathetic 24.5 Kbps.

I'm also on a wireless network, set up by me in our own little home. Damn, I'm so geeky! Now, all I need is to hunt down all the cool high-bandwidth places I used to go when I worked for Mr. Ebbers' whore, and had an OC-36 to play with...

Lorri